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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:07
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ NEW WOMAN - analysis ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
So they tried
—
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!